I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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