How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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