ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Holy shit dude........stairs
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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