found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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