Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Im part way to drunk.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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