I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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