so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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