To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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