The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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