You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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