just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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