it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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