Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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