with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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