You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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