i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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