I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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