He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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