I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Randomize