Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
be right there i have to get my cape
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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