just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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