I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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