but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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