I don't think brook has ever known best
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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