Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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