Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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