your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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