gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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