Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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