is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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