We're like a lot better than the average bears
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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