if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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