i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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