you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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