whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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