Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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