just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I could fuck to npr.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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