so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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