Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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