You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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