So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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