i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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