who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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