I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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