Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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