I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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