best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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