I think i peed on brittanys purse
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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