was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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