just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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