oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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