Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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