So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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