problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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