Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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